Notes on the Gonzales Nomination

Now that we begin to see the direction of the Bush II 2^nd non-term. It looks like black is no longer the 'in' color. With Condi taking a back seat now that the election nonsense is over with, the nomination if Alfredo “It Ain't Torture if it Don't Show” Gonzales for Attorney General brings up an intriguing possibility.

We know that Colin Powell is on the way out, having passed at the chance for greatness back in 1999 (the GOP nomination was his for the taking), and having failed miserably as Sec State (sold his soul for a mess of yellowcake), he is, and I quote from a 'close source': “tired and embittered”... poor baby. He wants out to write his memoirs, no doubt.

But this gives Shrub an golden opportunity: let's see, we need an Hispanic, with extensive political connections, a worldwide reputation, experience as an entrepreneur, and in government, military experience would be good, as would detailed knowledge of the global drug trade, he should be current on international terrorism and able to mix with all levels of society. Ideally he would be available at the present time, oh, and if it were possible, this candidate should enable Shrub to cock-a-snoot at 'Pappy' Bush...

May I present our next Secretary of State:

Manuel Noriega